Welcome friends of the foul

Welcome, friends!

I do hope you are sitting comfortably. Or if not sitting, at least lying comfortably. Or maybe crouching, or kneeling comfortably.

The main thing is that you're there, and are comfortable.

For soon, dear readers...soon this place will play host to some of the most SHOCKING and TERRIFYING tales ever placed into a blog bearing this particular name.

Stories so VILE, you may wish to vomit all over yourself, and then kill yourself with a knife and set your corpse alight so you cannot remember the details of the horrors you were witness to.

They'll shit you up something rotten, man.

So stay tuned, you poor saps, as we prepare to open...

THE ANTHOLOGY OF AWFUL!

Sleep well, my pretties.

All the best,

The Book-Keeper.